Soda bread.

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Do not have any yeast, just make soda bread. Only takes a few ingredients and just a few minutes to bake too. We used 1 cup ground oatmeal to substitute for the flour.


2 – cups flour.   http://notarealchef.blogspot.com/2014/11/emergency-flour.html
1 – cup buttermilk.    http://notarealchef.blogspot.com/2014/11/fabricated-buttermilk.html
1/3 – cup cooking oil or the like. http://notarealchef.blogspot.com/2014/11/cheap-lard-oil.html
2 – teaspoons baking powder.
1 – teaspoon baking soda .
1 – pinch of salt.


Mix all the ingredients together till you get a cohesive mass.
Use lard or oil to coat the sides and bottom of the baking container.
Pre-heat oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit.
Put the dough in the container.
Bake 12-15 minutes or until done.
Let cool.


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Fabricated buttermilk.

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Running low on goodies, so we have to improvise. Yeah, we will have biscuits tonight! We will make some fake buttermilk.

1/2 – cup evaprotated milk
1/2 – cup water
1 – big table spoon juice or vinegar


Mix all the ingredients till well integrated and let sit in the fridge overnight if possible.  (An hour or two if you are in a hurry.)